I just decided to stop hosting my mail and use Gmail instead, so it’s the first and possibly last post of the type.
Some of you may know spamusement.com, I figured I could list some of mine too:
“Prepare your love wand for the next battle!”, how romantic!
“I just started having sex, and my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.”, some real-life situation here.
“The shortest way to a woman’s heart is a longest dick!”, wow.
“My new guy’s prick is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.”, are those guys selling mouth-enlargement solutions?
“Have beautiful breasts you have always dreamed of.”, i’m sorry, you got the wrong email address there.
“What else a man needs if he has a big penis?”, big balls probably…
“My wife complains about my small cock ALL THE TIME!”, tell her to get a job!
“A real man should have a real dick. Here it is!”, you forgot the attachement jerk!
“When I tried to give him oral sex, I practically choked. How do I do it without gagging? Please help!”, a new market? penis-reducing pills anyone?
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